Meet the cast and crew from the now defunct Eyada web site,
the place where Chauncè became a man.....
Chauncè¨ Hayden (host):
For 15 years Hayden
has made his living interviewing celebrities for
Steppin
Out magazine. He's known almost as well, if not more so, for his
regular appearances on The Howard Stern Show.
If you were lucky enough to listen
to The Chauncè Hayden Show then you know one thing...Hayden is a sick
fuck. His fetish interests include amputee women (or really any disabled
female), women who pee in buckets or in or on anything that makes a funny sound
and he lives for "The Hair Thing". For those of you who don't know what that
is, "The Hair Thing" is when a women rubs her hair on your legs and penis until
you cum. Chauncè¨'s biggest faults were his short temper and his
extreme panic/anxiety attack disorder.
Jamye Waxman (producer):
Jamye is a professional
television and radio producer. She takes her career and her job very seriously.
But without question Jamye's true passion is one thing and one thing only, SEX!
Hence, a perfect fit for The Chauncè Hayden Show. Jamye's only flaws
were that she worked at a different speed than Chauncè (Hippie speed)
and that would drive Chauncè insane with rage.
The Chauncè/Jamye combo was
at times brilliantly funny and at other times.... well, bizarre. No matter what
Chauncè¨did or said, Jamye seemed to be able to take it in stride
most of the time. By the time the show ended Jamye had only walked off the show
6 times.
Bryan Cullen (sound engineer):
Bryan is a young wigger from New Jersey. Old black men from
Mississippi don't sound as black as Bryan. Since the show couldn't find a token
African American to fill the cast Bryan would have to do. And he filled that
role brilliantly! Not only did Bryan bring the show new life and energy, he
also had remarkable creative ability. How he got Federico Castelluccio of The
Soprano's to say "Pussy" in a promo for the show is still a mystery. Bryan's
finest moment came when he let a guest electrocute him with a cattle prod live
on the air. Bryan was great....he was white.... he was black......he was a
wigger.
Gay Dave (whatever we want him to be)
Gay
Dave was hated by all of Chauncè's listeners. Nobody could stand to hear
his gay voice each morning. But Chauncè found Gay Dave to be a comic
genius. The fact that Gay Dave sounded so gay but denied it with militant rage
made him one of the highlights of the show. Whether it was time for the Gay
Dave Gossip Report or another classic in your face fight with either
Chauncè or Jayme, Gay Dave was always there to fill airtime. More
importantly, Gay Dave was there to clean the pee bucket.