The Chaunce Hayden Show
Meet the cast and crew from the now defunct Eyada web site, the place where Chauncè became a man.....


Chaunce HaydenChauncè¨ Hayden (host):
For 15 years Hayden has made his living interviewing celebrities for Steppin Out magazine.  He's known almost as well, if not more so, for his regular appearances on The Howard Stern Show.

If you were lucky enough to listen to The Chauncè Hayden Show then you know one thing...Hayden is a sick fuck. His fetish interests include amputee women (or really any disabled female), women who pee in buckets or in or on anything that makes a funny sound and he lives for "The Hair Thing". For those of you who don't know what that is, "The Hair Thing" is when a women rubs her hair on your legs and penis until you cum. Chauncè¨'s biggest faults were his short temper and his extreme panic/anxiety attack disorder.

The Chaunce Hayden Show Jayme WaxmenJamye Waxman (producer):
Jamye is a professional television and radio producer. She takes her career and her job very seriously. But without question Jamye's true passion is one thing and one thing only, SEX! Hence, a perfect fit for The Chauncè Hayden Show. Jamye's only flaws were that she worked at a different speed than Chauncè (Hippie speed) and that would drive Chauncè insane with rage.

The Chauncè/Jamye combo was at times brilliantly funny and at other times.... well, bizarre. No matter what Chauncè¨did or said, Jamye seemed to be able to take it in stride most of the time. By the time the show ended Jamye had only walked off the show 6 times.

The Chaunce Hayden Show Bryan CullenBryan Cullen (sound engineer):
Bryan is a young wigger from New Jersey. Old black men from Mississippi don't sound as black as Bryan. Since the show couldn't find a token African American to fill the cast Bryan would have to do. And he filled that role brilliantly! Not only did Bryan bring the show new life and energy, he also had remarkable creative ability. How he got Federico Castelluccio of The Soprano's to say "Pussy" in a promo for the show is still a mystery. Bryan's finest moment came when he let a guest electrocute him with a cattle prod live on the air. Bryan was great....he was white.... he was black......he was a wigger.

The Chaunce Hayden Show Gay DaveGay Dave (whatever we want him to be)
Gay Dave was hated by all of Chauncè's listeners. Nobody could stand to hear his gay voice each morning. But Chauncè found Gay Dave to be a comic genius. The fact that Gay Dave sounded so gay but denied it with militant rage made him one of the highlights of the show. Whether it was time for the Gay Dave Gossip Report or another classic in your face fight with either Chauncè or Jayme, Gay Dave was always there to fill airtime. More importantly, Gay Dave was there to clean the pee bucket.



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